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Chub ClubThe Ongoing Adventures of Shrinking Moe and her Little Miss Pissy Pants
June 27 Ahem!It is me in a very small way just to let you know that I still live. I felt the creative urge and then it left me as quickly as it arrived. Sad, I know. You would think after 6 months that I could think of one interesting thing to write about...hmm...we went mattress shopping tonight and the man told my husband to look at how my spine was aligned on the bed...lol. I lay there on the mattress and wondered does my husband know exactly what an aligned spine should look like? Oh jeez, I forgot that he sent away for the "back quack" certificate in the back of his GI Joe comic book....we didn't buy one...lol. I told hublet to go tomorrow and pick one...lol. I am a Princess and I will feel that pea under any pillowy goodness they want to pack on those springy coils!
cheers! January 12 Boo!Well Howdy! Long time no Moe. I am not sure I have the urge or the inclination to keep up this space as I have failed miserably since the onset of facebook to the internet....lol. I was just quickly passing through spaces tonight and happened across an old friend Brandi. I realized I have been away from this too long as it took me forever to catch up with her journey.
Just a little update....
Princess Pissy Pants has graduated to big girl underwear. We still have pull-ups at night but they are pretty much bone dry every morning. It has been a fun experience and she even knows the "Underpants Song" that I made up for her. She will sing it to anyone who will listen...lol. Her big thing now is wanting to try every single bathroom in every single place we go. She likes to get my girlfriends to take her as well because she likes to narrate how the act is officially performed...First you undo your pants, the you bend like this (imagine a small girl child bending over in front of the big grown up toilet), then you pull yourself up on the seat, then you put your hands on the side and hold on tight and then you make the magic sprinkles! Then you wipe your doder, you pull up your pants and then you wash your hands. All done!
My sweet girl turned 3 years old on Thursday. I don't know where the time has gone. She is a walking, talking little person now with a mind of her own. As she tells me quite regularly, she is not a baby! She is a big girl now and she does not need a cart anymore at Wal-mart! Her choice of venues for shopping expeditions usually only include those that she is sure have no carts. How she remembers these places is beyond me but it is quite a sight when we go to one that she thinks is cart-free and the Momma (that's me) finds one....heh heh. She doesn't want to shop there anymore...lol.
Well I have to go to bed. It is way past bed time and whatever possessed me to write here could kepp me at it for hours. I need to sleep as we have a happy birthday party tomorrow for Bootsie and I have to go to WW meeting first thing in the morning.
Cheers all and I will try not to be so much of a stranger.
Moe
PS Keep up the great work Brandi!
May 14 DiscoDrunkStay tuned.....
Update June 23rd:
It's sad but true. I have forgotten what happened and have failed to remember. It was a ghastly evening no doubt! LOL I was sparkly in gold though!
I am sucking as a blogger since the whole facebook thing appeared out there. I have to get back to being productive on here as my Stink Girl has directed her weight loss friends to my space for pointers.
It is nearly 4 months and both hublet and I are smoke free. I still have the urge to have one but it passes. I was doing fairly well with losing the added weight but I have been off this week while hublet is doing "Canada's Worst Driver" season 3 and the food is just too easy to get at.
Well I hope not to be a stranger but don't hold your breath.
Cheers!
moe May 06 Hello? The Sun is shining!Well I know I haven't been paying very much attention to my little chunk of space but honestly it is because I suck...lol. Actually I have been trying to get out and enjoy the nice weather we have been having and when it is crap I have been trying to get down to the work out dungeon to shed this confirmed 3.6 lb weight gain I have had since quitting smoking. Hublet and I are now over the 2 month quit mark. You would think it would be getting a little easier to control the oral cravings. I think it is actually if we didn't keep so much crap around here...ie. licorice, hard candies, chips, blah, blah, blah...typically anything that people who have quit smoking should not have in the house...lol.
On a brighter note, we had a marvelous visit with John and Kari when they ventured up to the great white north. We had marvelous weather that weekend so we were able to get out for a nice walk with Bootsie Girl. I had a fabulous time but I was left with a feeling that perhaps a week long visit would have been more suitable...lol. It went by in a whirlwind and there were still so many things to do and see and talk about. Hopefully they will be able to make it up this way again someday. Summer in my city offers loads of excellent waterfront entertainment so it was too bad that they could not have made it up again before shipping off to the "Bluenose Province" for good. It would also have been nice for them to see Bootsie again with a much sunnier disposition. Holy Crankpot! She really is sweet most of the time guys...lol. Finally it was also nice to see Jiggly Pants again after a year long passage of time. Life gets in the way is all I can say. It is still like slipping into a comfy pair of jeans though when we get together. I got to spend some time with her boys as well which was nice. They actually still love me even when I don't see them very often...lol That is probably the reason why now that I come to think of it...lol. Wouldn't want a Auntie Moe overdose! I didn't get to see "James" as he likes to be called now as he was out being a 20 year old with the chick. What 20 year old boy cares whether he sees his Godmother or not...lol. I know I would have likely groaned about it at his age and found a way out of the visit...lol. I also did mange to shock Jiggly which I do love to do at least once per visit. It had to do with the Omelet Making Guy, remember Stink?
Well I leave you with at least a small token of helpful weight loss information. Here it is to find out how many calories you burn doing regular exercise or even just every day houseshold chores.
Cheers to all and a big welcome and good luck to Heidi who has generously agreed to take over the WLS space.
moe April 20 Hey...knock, knock...Are ya there?Only a wee bit of info. I know I am a total slacker but the weather is getting nicer and I have been busy feeling sorry for myself and my expanding rear after quitting smoking. Yes I am still smoke free and have been since March 1st. I am only now getting back to the exercise, which by the way is sucking my ever-loving will to live.
Great news! I am expecting a visit from our own Kari and John this weekend. I will be meeting up with them tonight. They are currently up with my best friend Kathy or Jiggly pants as some of you may know her. Tomorrow they are heading down into my neck of the woods where they will finally meet the little sweetness now known as Princess Pissy Pants and the Hublet. Should be a grand time and I plan on taking some pics. I haven't seen Jiggly in a year so it will be an extra special evening tonight.
Well that's it Cats!
Hope all is well in your world!
Cheers!
moe
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